How to Prepare for a Meeting with a Prostitute: Hygiene, Clothing, Gifts
You don't get a second chance at a first impression. When booking a prostitute, preparation isn't a formality — it's the foundation of a good experience. The prostitute assesses the client just as the client assesses the prostitute. A clean, well-groomed, polite client gets more than a sloppy one.
Here's a step-by-step breakdown: hygiene before meeting a prostitute, clothing, setting, gifts. These aren't complicated rules — they're basic self-care and respect for the prostitute.
Hygiene Is 80% of Success
The most common reason a prostitute turns down a meeting is poor client hygiene. Not looks, not age, not weight — cleanliness. If you're clean, you're already better than half the clients.
Shower — 30 minutes before the meeting. Not 3 hours ago, not in the morning. A fresh shower right before the prostitute arrives. Warm water, soap, pay attention to your underarms, groin, and feet. Use shower gel, not just water.
Teeth. Brush your teeth before meeting a prostitute. If more than 30 minutes have passed since your shower — chew gum (but spit it out before the meeting, don't chew in front of the prostitute). Fresh breath is respect.
Nails. Trimmed and clean. Dirty fingernails are an immediate turnoff, especially when the prostitute knows those hands will be touching her body. If your nails are long — trim them.
Hair and beard. If you wear a beard — it should be groomed, not scratchy. If you shave clean — shave before the meeting.
Cologne. One or two sprays. Don't douse yourself in half a bottle — the prostitute needs to breathe. A light scent on your wrists and neck.
Clothing
You don't need a suit. You need clean, presentable clothes. If the prostitute is coming to your home — that doesn't mean greeting her in an old stained t-shirt. A clean t-shirt or shirt, clean pants, clean socks.
If the meeting with a prostitute is at a hotel — same thing. After your shower, change into something fresh. Don't greet the prostitute in a towel — it creates pressure. Get dressed; the prostitute will help you undress later.
Prepare Your Place
If the prostitute is coming to you — your place should be in order. Not spotless, but not a mess. What to check:
Bed — clean sheets, no stains. Fresh pillowcases.
Bathroom — clean sink, a towel for the prostitute, soap.
Kitchen — clear the dishes. Dirty dishes in the sink create an impression of sloppiness.
Trash — take it out. The smell of garbage kills the atmosphere.
Lighting — dimmed, not bright. Warm, not cold.
Music — background, low volume.
What to Have Ready
Offer a drink when meeting a prostitute — it's polite. Water, tea, wine, champagne. Don't insist if the prostitute declines.
Condoms — bring your own. Don't count on the prostitute bringing them. Buy in advance, check the expiration date. Bring 3–5.
A towel for the prostitute — separate, clean. If you're showering together — two towels.
Gifts
Gifts for a prostitute aren't mandatory. But if you want to — a small gesture is appropriate:
Chocolate — a bar of good chocolate
Flowers — a small bouquet
Wine or champagne — if you plan to drink together
What NOT to give a prostitute: perfume (everyone has their own taste), lingerie (you won't guess the size), expensive gifts on a first meeting (it creates awkwardness).
Tipping a prostitute — not expected, but appreciated. 10–20% of the price, if the service was excellent.
FAQ
Do I need to shave before meeting a prostitute?
Not necessarily. But if you have stubble — the prostitute might ask you to shave, because stubble scratches the skin. If you don't want to shave — say so, the prostitute will take it into account.
What if I'm not in shape?
It doesn't matter. Prostitutes meet clients of all ages and body types. What matters isn't your body shape — it's cleanliness and politeness.
Can I greet the prostitute in a towel?
You can, but it's not recommended. Get dressed after your shower. A towel creates pressure — the prostitute just arrived and you're already undressed. Give it time.
Should I offer tea to a prostitute?
Yes. It's basic courtesy. Tea, water, wine — offer it. It relaxes things and shows care.